The most weasels in last year’s starting lineups. The crown stays here until someone earns it.
Based on the reconstructed 2025 archive below. Entries awaiting commissioner review are excluded.
202540 reconstructed weasels17 scored weeks Starting lineups only
Rebuilt from final scores and completed NFL games. Historical halftime observations are unavailable. Three entries with no active fantasy matchup are held for commissioner review; Week 18 retained lineups are excluded. Earlier LOTF seasons are not connected yet.
TheRudeDudes
7
Week 1 · Tyler Lockett 0.00 pts
Week 7 · Kameron Johnson 0.00 pts
Week 7 · George Kittle 0.00 pts
Week 9 · Michael Carter 0.00 pts
Week 10 · Chris Moore 0.00 pts
Week 17 · Jordan Love 0.00 pts
Week 17 · George Kittle 0.00 pts
mackymulty
6
Week 7 · Jameson Williams 0.00 pts
Week 8 · Lamar Jackson 0.00 pts
Week 8 · Jerry Jeudy 0.00 pts
Week 8 · Darnell Washington 0.00 pts
Week 12 · Jameson Williams 0.00 pts
Week 14 · Bhayshul Tuten -1.50 pts
JCCooper
6
Week 13 · Joe Flacco 0.00 pts
Week 15 · Jayden Daniels 0.00 pts
Week 16 · Jayden Daniels 0.00 pts
Week 17 · Jayden Daniels 0.00 pts
Week 17 · DK Metcalf 0.00 pts
Week 17 · Alec Pierce 0.00 pts
CringPies
6
Week 8 · Quentin Johnston 0.00 pts
Week 10 · Garrett Wilson 0.00 pts
Week 11 · Olamide Zaccheaus 0.00 pts
Week 11 · Quentin Johnston 0.00 pts
Week 13 · Chimere Dike -0.10 pts
Week 16 · Dalton Kincaid 0.00 pts
JonnyKingsbury
3
Week 1 · Xavier Worthy 0.00 pts
Week 5 · Zach Ertz 0.00 pts
Week 15 · Zach Ertz 0.00 pts
swishasuede
3
Week 3 · CeeDee Lamb 0.00 pts
Week 8 · Jake Ferguson 0.00 pts
Week 10 · DJ Moore 0.00 pts
vovoclock
3
Week 7 · Mike Evans 0.00 pts
Week 12 · Tyrell Shavers 0.00 pts
Week 17 · Marvin Harrison 0.00 pts
rajibjahan
2
Week 7 · Lil'Jordan Humphrey 0.00 pts
Week 14 · Tyrod Taylor -0.76 pts
KingRipper
2
Week 9 · Rome Odunze 0.00 pts
Week 15 · Rome Odunze 0.00 pts
GButts
1
Week 13 · Amon-Ra St. Brown 0.00 pts
squirrellynash
1
Week 2 · Colston Loveland 0.00 pts
DrGreen1116
0
No qualifying starters in the verified archive.
THE WEASEL CODE READ THE RULES +
Only starting-lineup players count. Bench, IR, and taxi players never count. A starter at 0 or less enters Weasel Watch at their game’s halftime.
Finish the game with 0 points or less and your fantasy team earns a weasel.
The combined halftime report goes out when all but one game in the current kickoff group has reached halftime. Single-game slots wait for that game’s halftime.
Two qualifying players = double. Three = triple. Every player counts.
A confirmed weasel means you owe the league its required punishment/video.
Videos are due by sunset Wednesday in your hometown. Late videos incur commissioner-defined additional penalties.
No exemptions for kickers, tight ends, stars, champions, or former King Weasels.
You escape only by FINISHING with more than 0 points.
Negative points still count. That’s arguably even more weaselly.
Exact local sunset requires the manager’s home city. Punishment details and late penalties: commissioner to announce.