WWWEASEL WATCHLEAGUE OF THE FUTURE
2026 SEASONOpen Sleeper
LOTF SURVEILLANCE NETWORK0 OR LESS = WEASEL. NO EXCEPTIONS.

THE WEEKLY INVESTIGATION / VOL. 01

EVERY POINT COUNTS.
ZERO HAS CONSEQUENCES.

REGULAR SEASON
WEEK 01
LATEST VERIFIED REPORT

Halftime watches are recorded from monitoring onward. Final scores remain subject to Sleeper stat corrections.

ON WEASEL WATCH02

Halftime suspects. Still under investigation.

CONFIRMED WEASELS01

Final score ≤ 0. You owe the league.

GREAT ESCAPES00

Watched at halftime. Finished above zero.

THE DEADLINEWEDNESDAY.
BY SUNSET.

Your hometown. Your video.
The clock doesn’t care.

8/8 games reached halftime · Halftime report window is open

Persons of interest / 03

STARTERS ONLY
UNDER INVESTIGATION
CHI / TE

Colston Loveland

0.00POINTS
MARK BOND@rajibjahan
HalftimeHT 0.00
UNDER INVESTIGATION
ATL / TE

Kyle Pitts

0.00POINTS
Puffin Island@JCCooper
11:01 - 3rdHT 0.00
CONFIRMED WEASEL
SF / WR

De'Zhaun Stribling

0.00POINTS
Ward Hogs@vovoclock
FinalHALFTIME NOT RECORDED

All 12 teams. Under surveillance.

WEEK 1
WA
Ward HogsWEASEL
1
MA
MARK BONDWEASEL WATCH
0
PU
Puffin IslandWEASEL WATCH
0
AB
Abernathy AntelopesNo confirmed weasels
0
BA
Backpocket BurgersNo confirmed weasels
0
CR
CringPiesNo confirmed weasels
0
EP
epsteindidntdrafthimselfNo confirmed weasels
0
MA
MARK BOND IINo confirmed weasels
0
RU
Russini’s AI (.) (.)No confirmed weasels
0
SL
slippery snakesNo confirmed weasels
0
TH
The DoctorsNo confirmed weasels
0
TO
To infinity and MarkbondNo confirmed weasels
0

THE RECORD NEVER FORGETS

The Weasel Archives

2025 SLEEPER ↗
202540 reconstructed weasels17 scored weeks
Starting lineups only

Rebuilt from final scores and completed NFL games. Historical halftime observations are unavailable. Three entries with no active fantasy matchup are held for commissioner review; Week 18 retained lineups are excluded. Earlier LOTF seasons are not connected yet.

TheRudeDudes7
  • Week 1 · Tyler Lockett 0.00 pts
  • Week 7 · Kameron Johnson 0.00 pts
  • Week 7 · George Kittle 0.00 pts
  • Week 9 · Michael Carter 0.00 pts
  • Week 10 · Chris Moore 0.00 pts
  • Week 17 · Jordan Love 0.00 pts
  • Week 17 · George Kittle 0.00 pts
mackymulty6
  • Week 7 · Jameson Williams 0.00 pts
  • Week 8 · Lamar Jackson 0.00 pts
  • Week 8 · Jerry Jeudy 0.00 pts
  • Week 8 · Darnell Washington 0.00 pts
  • Week 12 · Jameson Williams 0.00 pts
  • Week 14 · Bhayshul Tuten -1.50 pts
JCCooper6
  • Week 13 · Joe Flacco 0.00 pts
  • Week 15 · Jayden Daniels 0.00 pts
  • Week 16 · Jayden Daniels 0.00 pts
  • Week 17 · Jayden Daniels 0.00 pts
  • Week 17 · DK Metcalf 0.00 pts
  • Week 17 · Alec Pierce 0.00 pts
CringPies6
  • Week 8 · Quentin Johnston 0.00 pts
  • Week 10 · Garrett Wilson 0.00 pts
  • Week 11 · Olamide Zaccheaus 0.00 pts
  • Week 11 · Quentin Johnston 0.00 pts
  • Week 13 · Chimere Dike -0.10 pts
  • Week 16 · Dalton Kincaid 0.00 pts
JonnyKingsbury3
  • Week 1 · Xavier Worthy 0.00 pts
  • Week 5 · Zach Ertz 0.00 pts
  • Week 15 · Zach Ertz 0.00 pts
swishasuede3
  • Week 3 · CeeDee Lamb 0.00 pts
  • Week 8 · Jake Ferguson 0.00 pts
  • Week 10 · DJ Moore 0.00 pts
vovoclock3
  • Week 7 · Mike Evans 0.00 pts
  • Week 12 · Tyrell Shavers 0.00 pts
  • Week 17 · Marvin Harrison 0.00 pts
rajibjahan2
  • Week 7 · Lil'Jordan Humphrey 0.00 pts
  • Week 14 · Tyrod Taylor -0.76 pts
KingRipper2
  • Week 9 · Rome Odunze 0.00 pts
  • Week 15 · Rome Odunze 0.00 pts
GButts1
  • Week 13 · Amon-Ra St. Brown 0.00 pts
squirrellynash1
  • Week 2 · Colston Loveland 0.00 pts
DrGreen11160

    No qualifying starters in the verified archive.

    THE WEASEL CODE READ THE RULES +
    1. Only starting-lineup players count. Bench, IR, and taxi players never count. A starter at 0 or less enters Weasel Watch at their game’s halftime.
    2. Finish the game with 0 points or less and your fantasy team earns a weasel.
    3. The combined halftime report goes out when all but one game in the current kickoff group has reached halftime. Single-game slots wait for that game’s halftime.
    4. Two qualifying players = double. Three = triple. Every player counts.
    5. A confirmed weasel means you owe the league its required punishment/video.
    6. Videos are due by sunset Wednesday in your hometown. Late videos incur commissioner-defined additional penalties.
    7. No exemptions for kickers, tight ends, stars, champions, or former King Weasels.
    8. You escape only by FINISHING with more than 0 points.
    9. Negative points still count. That’s arguably even more weaselly.

    Exact local sunset requires the manager’s home city. Punishment details and late penalties: commissioner to announce.